“She is the type of girl who falls in love with sunsets.”
— kissingqueens (via dauntlessbellarke)
rvbbins:
“yeah i’m pretty sure my nanny said that once or twice but it was in french so- really it could’ve been anything.” he shrugs, now adjusting his posture. “you don’t need to please me, doll. i’m pretty content with what i’m looking at.”
Taylor looked at him unimpressed,” Do you get many girls with that attitude? Because I don’t see how this-” She waved her hands at him and continued to talk,” is attractive.” She was so not in the mood to deal with people like Preston who acted like the whole world revolved around them. If only he caught her on a better day, then maybe she wouldn’t be as hard on him as she currently was.
John Mulaney Sentence starters
Part 1: New In Town
30 to choose from, come may contain foul language.
- “I was hoping that by now I’d look older, but it didn’t happen.”
- “Whoa, that tall child looks terrible.”
- “I always thought that quick sand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.”
- “I think I’m becoming more like my mom.”
- “People always sush animals.”
- “Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world.”
- “No! That’s I;m sensitive about!”
- “I once was on the telephone with Blockbuster Video…”
- “When people get mad at me it’s my fault.”
- “It’s wrong to make fun of people, but it’s so fun sometimes.”
- “I don’t like robots thinking of things.”
- “It’s easier to do nothing than it is to do something.”
- “That guy’s a bozo.”
- “I’m trying to in general take better care of myself.”
- “You ordered your food an hour ago, it should be here by now.”
- “NNOOoo!”
- “Life is a fucking nightmare.”
- “Whats that? Over there! Don’t do that!”
- “I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.”
- “Here’s a story I once heard about me [Insert story here]”
- “Alright, let’s go over there and destroy the place.”
- “We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild.”
- “FUCK DA POLICE!”
- “I’ve never climbed a fence that high before.”
- “No” (You know like a liar)
- “Did I do that?”
- “Why? Why do you do this?”
- “I am often wrong.”
- “Could you help me out? I am very gay, I would like a few dollars.”
- “No, it’s okay I was lying.”
❝ i just want one thing to go right today. ❞
“You’re literally reading my mind.” Taylor said to Sadie, as she put her head on the table.” I just want one day that isn’t ruined by rude people or by insane amounts of homework.”
“ you know- you look like a horse when you laugh down your nose like that. “ tearing the cigarette from between his lips, he tosses it on the ground, stomping it out. “just bein’ honest, hun. it’s not an attractive quality. you should work on that.”
“Has anybody told you about the saying if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Taylor responded to Preston, a little irritated. “ Also I don’t care what you consider attractive or not, I don’t aim to please you.”